A virtual visit to the (sadly long-shuttered) Bigfoot Museum, which was established when the good doctor unearthed a huge skeleton back in 1971.
DR. GLADSTONE'S APPROVED METHOD FOR FINDING A BIGFOOT DROPPING:
1) A GENEROUS AMOUNT OF LUBRICANT IS INJECTED INTO THE SUSPECTED AREA
2) WHEN THE DROPPING EMERGES, IT IS WITHDRAWN WITH THE EXTRACTOR TONGS
3) BE CAREFUL NOT TO AWAKEN THE SLEEPING ANIMAL
BIGFOOT DROPPINGS ARE VERY RARE, THIS IS THE ONLY KNOWN SPECIMEN ON PUBLIC EXHIBITION
1) A GENEROUS AMOUNT OF LUBRICANT IS INJECTED INTO THE SUSPECTED AREA
2) WHEN THE DROPPING EMERGES, IT IS WITHDRAWN WITH THE EXTRACTOR TONGS
3) BE CAREFUL NOT TO AWAKEN THE SLEEPING ANIMAL
BIGFOOT DROPPINGS ARE VERY RARE, THIS IS THE ONLY KNOWN SPECIMEN ON PUBLIC EXHIBITION
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Clayton Bailey, we hardly knew ya. I once heard he'd take you on trips around the bay.
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