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It has come to our attention that there is another Willard Biscuit out there on the interwebs.

Don't be fooled, we all know who coaxed the Grump celebrity out of retirement back in 2007. 

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Presented as a public service for all the Monkees fans who've ever wondered where the heck Davy's line came from.

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