Friday, April 3, 2026

25% Of Zilch

Presented as a public service for all the Monkees fans who've ever wondered where the heck Davy's line came from.

Thursday, April 2, 2026

Friday, March 27, 2026

They Sleep All Night And They Work All Day

Earlier this month residents of Hermitage Arms* were notified the property had been sold. The new owners have wasted no time in addressing long-neglected issues. Unfortunately one such issue is tree root damage to sewer lines and walkways, requiring the removal of this magnificent dendroid. There goes our afternoon shade, along with a thriving microclimate, home to innumerous creatures (insert sad face here).

 
*New name TBD. A flyer was posted soliciting suggestions
 with a $500 prize going to the winning resident.
 However, the new name was supposed to be announced
 a week ago so there is some mystery regarding the outcome.