What has 8 legs and 2 fluffy tails?

Spiderlamb, Spiderlamb,
Can't do nothing a spider can 

In a case, behind glass 

Won't be eatin' any grass

Look out! Here comes the Spiderlamb.

 

Is he baaaad? Listen bud—
He's got sawdust instead of blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
No, but check out the 2-faced head!
Hey there! Here sits the Spiderlamb.

 

Spiderlamb, Spiderlamb,
Creepy neighborhood Spiderlamb.

Wealth and fame, not a chance—

Octo-legs, but can’t even dance,

You know,

People freak when they see him,

On display -- Laws museum*,

That’s where you'll find Spiderlamb!

*Laws Railroad Museum

On Highway 6

East of Bishop, Ca.