THIS WEEK'S BEVERAGE OF CHOICE

We know that you'll love Slusho!
It's sea nectar from the deep.
Brought up by Tagruato,
From an ocean-bottom seep.

Slusho! for that special thirst
You get from runnin' 'round after dark
Drink it at a party first
Before hitting Central Park

When you're caught up in the rat race
Or just trying to cross that bridge,
You should be glad you have a case
Of Slusho! in the fridge.