Saturday, November 30, 2024

Dr. Gladstone, I Presume?

 A virtual visit to the (sadly long-shuttered) Bigfoot Museum, which was established when the good doctor unearthed a huge skeleton back in 1971.

 
DR. GLADSTONE'S APPROVED METHOD FOR FINDING A BIGFOOT DROPPING:

1) A GENEROUS AMOUNT OF LUBRICANT IS INJECTED INTO THE SUSPECTED AREA

2) WHEN THE DROPPING EMERGES, IT IS WITHDRAWN WITH THE EXTRACTOR TONGS

3) BE CAREFUL NOT TO AWAKEN THE SLEEPING ANIMAL

BIGFOOT DROPPINGS ARE VERY RARE, THIS IS THE ONLY KNOWN SPECIMEN ON PUBLIC EXHIBITION