Saturday, October 27, 2018

Entrance To The West's Largest Corn Maze

Cool Patch Pumpkins / Dixon CA

(As you might imagine,
once you get past the entrance
the rest of the experience is --visually speaking--
pretty damn boring.)

3 comments:

The A-maze-ing Parm said...

Is that supposed to be a pumpkin? No stem? Sunglasses? I'm somewhat confused about that. Looks more like a Florida orange taking a vacation on the west coast.

I went a couple of weeks ago through what is perhaps the world's smallest hay bale maze with my 2-year old granddaughter. The bales were only about 4 feet high, so we adults could easily navigate and avoid losing the little ones. Well, that, plus, as I already said, it was the world's smallest such maze.

ed said...

Corn mazes are no fun without zombies chasing you. I could barely get through half of the video.

W. "Kernel" Biscuit said...

Yeah, I think the "pumpkin" at the entrance is most likely a repurposed pre-fab orange. The sunglasses surely go along with the "Cool Patch" moniker.

As far as zombie pursuits go, I think the size of the maze and lack of multiple exits precludes such an activity. I imagine a lawsuit would be in order if someone tripped or had some kind of emotional or physical distress triggered by an unwanted interaction with the undead in the further corners of the maze.