Do you know me?

Sure you do. Or someone just like me. We're ubiquitous. And you'll never be rid of us. Never.

This poor excuse for a post due to to the fact that my digicam batteries died on me today. Image swiped from Penn & Teller's "Bullshit!"

Cellulose-centric Carter?

Or is this blogger branching out? Climbing the family tree? [T]wigging out? Barking out of turn? 'Fraid I must trunk-ate the discussion here, even if it seeds discontent.

ATTENTION SHOUTERS!

Fellow Grasshoppers, no need to look further:

My high school garage band was called "The Baja Brigade"