Sunday, October 28, 2007

BUG-EYED BUT NOT A MONSTER



Here at TSG, we're always happy to encounter specimens like this. Thanks to some observant neighbors, I made the acquaintance of this magnificent animal. I snapped a few pix, and relocated her to a less feline-accessible locale. This was the second insect incident of the hour: 25 minutes earlier, I found a bunch of dying bugs atop my car. The other cars parked near me had no bugs on their roofs, just mine. There were 20 or 30 rice-grain-sized insects, legs up. Again, there were NO bugs on any of the cars that I had parked next to an hour earlier. Cue the eerie music, page Mulder and Scully.

The Truth--it may be out there, but what is it? IMWTK.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Zoom Zoom Zoom


So ends the Carter 4Runner era. 18 years and 430,000 miles of motoring adventure. Coast to coast and coast to coast. Up mountains, 'cross deserts, along the mighty Mississip'. Rt. 66, Key West, Bah Habah...the list goes on and on.

But, old Steed, I made the mistake of taking you to Michael And Company; their ineptitude did more damage than all of those 182,000 miles. AAA Approved my lily white ASS. Fuckers.

Charcoal Grey Steed is gone; long live Metallic Blue Steed. The dream of a British Racing Green machine remains unrealized, perhaps for the duration. (wipes away small tear...)


This is the second Mazda to sport the "LIKE WHO" badge. My first new car purchase back in 1981 was a GLC, progenitor of the current incarnation.


Sunday, October 14, 2007

FOOT W/OUT BOOT, ROOT. Cute!


2 posts in less than 24 hrs? Ah, you see: I'm not so lazy after all. When inspiration hits, you go with it.
Let's all sing along now....

Dendroids, dendroids, how do you grow?
Dendroids, Dendroids, I want to know.
Dendroids, dendroids, I hope you know-
Dendroids, denroids, I love you so.