Friday, August 21, 2015

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Poor Business Practices

No slaking your thirst here!

Note to young entrepreneurs: Summer weekends are prime time for lemonade sales. Closing up shop to go fishing* will put a major dent in your profits. When it comes right down to it though, we suppose that being on staff at a lemonade stand is a lot like dropping a line off the pier--there's a helluva lot of waiting around involved for potential "customers" who may or may not bite depending on a number of nebulous intangibles.

* TSG wonders if the 'ade-mongers have really gone fishing--perhaps they're watching TV or playing video games instead.

Friday, August 7, 2015

Spam Mail From Some Flounders

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