Wednesday, October 7, 2009

What has 8 legs and 2 fluffy tails?

Spiderlamb, Spiderlamb,
Can't do nothing a spider can 

In a case, behind glass 
Won't be eatin' any grass
Look out! Here comes the Spiderlamb.
Is he baaaad? Listen bud—
He's got sawdust instead of blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
No, but check out the 2-faced head!
Hey there! Here sits the Spiderlamb.

Spiderlamb, Spiderlamb,
Creepy neighborhood Spiderlamb.

Wealth and fame, not a chance—

Octo-legs, but can’t even dance,
You know,
People freak when they see him,
On display -- Laws museum*,
That’s where you'll find Spiderlamb!

*Laws Railroad Museum
On Highway 6
East of Bishop, Ca.