Monday, October 1, 2007

Dried Meat from Outer Space?

From its humble (and controversial!) beginnings as an outpost at the lonely junction of US93 and the Extraterrestrial Highway, the earthbound outlet of IDSFC (The Interstellar Dried and Smoked Flesh Conglomerate) has enjoyed phenomenal success.

All of the favorites are here:

Puppeteer Shanks,
Thrint Chewies,
Teriyaki Ort Cloud Semi-Fish,

Boneless Borg Knuckles.

They even stock hard-to-find genetically modified delicacies like Elkoid Beefodile on a stick.

Beings with carbon-based digestive systems will appreciate the clean restrooms.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing this place has a fairly extensive offering of souveneers and such? Anything particularly amazing or outrageous or . . . out there?

Wonder if the folks from the UFO landing zone in Colorado ever visit here for some just-like-home cookin'?