Sunday, August 27, 2017

Lightly Tossed Word Salads

METHODOLOGY:
  1. Grab a bunch of signage pics
  2. Crop out a single word from each photo
  3. Plug cropped words into collage application
  4. Hit the "shuffle images" button 
  5. Look for humorous juxtapositions
  6. Create collage




8 comments:

  1. Wow. This could go on for days, dude.

    "Wonderful stamina butts kit" for starters. Sounds like a good ad for a very bad product.

    Wonder if there is a Baja tune in all of this? Well, of course there is.

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  2. Had to go diagonally, but I found "Butts grub Joe."

    I'm sure they do.

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  3. W. "Bear Face" BiscuitAugust 31, 2017 at 9:11 AM

    My original idea was to piece together something like a cut/paste kidnapping/ransom note, but this concept won out. It was easier in that I didn't have to make up a message and then look for specific words or phrases.

    A few of my favorite combos are "Bobble-head boss burros", "Carter's fabulous humpback lifestyle", "Superior snout programming" and "Grumpy wiggly bear".

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  4. "Famous pikeminnow grub." Had to go on the diagonal again.

    And, yes, your fave's are very good. The superior snout programming one lost out (by a nose) to Carter's fabulous humpback lifestyle, in my opinion.

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  5. Grump magazine readerSeptember 1, 2017 at 1:45 PM

    If you include the punctuation that is already a part of the signage, one sees the informational command:

    Grumpy wiener. Touch

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  6. "Bear Stamina Kit" sounds like a real thing, only on second thought, not really.

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  7. I concede. "Puckle Stamina" easily wins.

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