Saturday, February 11, 2012

Patent Number 6033322

Or: interesting things found while walking back from Togos on a Friday night.
(retail value $17.95)

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

That Ain't No Frost On That Pumpkin!

 A typical break room in a typical office: the usual microwave, toaster oven, coffee pot, rice cooker, fridge and water cooler.   But, wait, what's that atop the fridge, you ask?  Well, it just happens to be leftover from the Halloween potluck.  Sort of an "accent piece", if you will. 

TSG pretty much resigned from the potluck gang at work a couple of years ago.  The graphic photos below illustrate one of the key reasons: people never clean their (pardon my French) shit up!

No haz-mat suits were available this morning, so rather than attempt a toxic clean-up, we decided to conduct a little experiment and see how much longer the rotting pumpkin would remain atop the fridge. Perhaps unsurprisingly, somebody got rid of the putrescent gourd about 30 minutes after these photos were taken. Kind of a bummer, but least we were able to capture the moment and share it with y'all.

Bon App├ętit!